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Study Skills (AP) President Bush endorses his new education initiative, which he says "worked for me!" |
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Betting Barney (AP) President Bush's shtick to get Israel & Palestinans back to the table... by sending Barney in to do some damage.. |
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Teaching Tolerance (AP) Republican Texas Gov. Rick Perry tells the students to stop making fun of his cowboy boots. |
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Touts Taste:
(AP) Massachusetts Acting Governor Jane Swift tells reporters, "You won't get home cooking like this if you let Mitt Romney into the corner office." |
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Pope Braces (AP) Pope John Paul II braces in the Pope-Mobile as it quickly accelerates past 5 MPH. |
Tax Rebate Fails to Stimulate Local Economy
George W. Bush Replaces Cabinet Members with Carp, Chicken Head
McDonald's Announces Sponsorship of Third-World Child, Famil
TCAT Unveils New Historically-Replicated Bus
Ford Motor Corporation Contradicts Itself
Athol, Massachusetts Makes a Mockery of Itself (But we're laughing with you, not at you)
