McDonald's
by Anonymous

Below is the instant-message conversation I had with one McDonald's employee who is none too pleased with his or her shops' re-hiring of an employee he or she fired some months back.

Anonymous: so guess who they re-hired at Shack?
Anonymous: Daisy
CNR Ben: WHY
Anonymous : I have no idea
Anonymous: her and I didn't speak
CNR Ben: Hahahaha!
CNR Ben: What is her job on the crew now?
Anonymous : drive thru
Anoynmous : when I start running shifts again
Anonymous : I'm just going to fire her
CNR Ben: HAHAHAHA
CNR Ben: Has she done anything wrong yet?
Anonymous : nope
CNR Ben: This is surreal
Anonymous: she is the definition of wrong
CNR Ben: I should come down just to lay eyes on this beauty.
Anonymous: she is a waste of space
Anonymous: she could power Hartford for a month
CNR Ben: She consumes a lot of space?
CNR Ben: Energy crisis solved!!
Anonymous: oh yeah
Anonymous: I'll send a picture of her to Bush...
CNR Ben: He can package it in his energy plan
Anonymous: the solution the energy crisis lies in a McDonald's in (location deleted)
Anonymous : I can't believe they re-hired her
CNR Ben: Did they forget about her, or are they desperate?
CNR Ben: Or did she sleep with someone?
Anonymous: I didn't even want to ask
Anonymous: you know the slogan "we love to see you smile"
Anonymous: well Daisy "loves to see you pain"
Anoynmous: anyway, I'm off
Anonymous: later